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Popular People Quote

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“Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go” – Oscar Wilde

Oscar Wilde always comes up with such zingers.  I know one thing.  If I had ever met him in real life, I wouldn’t have wanted to get on his bad side.

Everyone hopes that they are one of those who cause happiness wherever they go but how can you know?  All of us have known someone that is like this.  Generally well loved by everyone, friendly, kind and funny.  Those are the characteristics that I would give to someone who would fit in this category.  But everyone is different in what they think makes a really likeable person.

But a good exercise is thinking of a person that you know or a famous person who is generally well liked for their personality.  … Read the rest

Funny Children Quotes

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When children are doing nothing, they are doing mischief.
~Henry Fielding

If you know kids, you know this is the truth.  Kids are always exploring, very curious and always involved in mischief!  When you ask them ‘what are you up to?’ they always say nothing.  But a parent always knows that they are up to something.  The following funny children quotes are funny things that kids have said.

Melanie (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was so old she didn’t remember any more. Melanie said, ‘If you don’t remember you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six.’

Jack (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister.… Read the rest

Laugh at Yourself Quotes

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“Never be afraid to laugh at yourself. After all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century.”

~ Dame Edna Everage

This hilarious quote is so true in your day to day life.  Whenever you take yourself too seriously, you are always missing out on the fun of life.  If you behave properly, orderly or professionally all the time, and never let yourself relax and be yourself outside of those roles, you are really missing out on what a joke life can be sometimes.

Think about the last time you really, really embarrassed yourself in public.  How did you react?  Did your face get red, and you made your exit as fast as you can or did you laugh hysterically and make a joke about yourself. … Read the rest

Funny Revenge Quotes

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“The only people with whom you should try to get even are those who have helped you.”
- John E. Southard

This is kind of a funny quote about revenge.  Southard doesn’t believe in getting even with those who have wronged you but rather, to pass along the kindness back to those who have helped you.  It is a stark contrast to people who believe in getting even with those who have wronged you.

People can wrong other people all the time, sometimes without even realizing it.  Most often, those who have wronged you didn’t do it on purpose, or they are just imperfect beings like yourself who make mistakes.  It is better to put your energy, not into seeking revenge to those who have crossed you, but into helping those who have helped you. … Read the rest

Funny God Quotes

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If it turns out that there is a God, I don’t think that he’s evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he’s an underachiever. – Woody Allen

Woody Allen always says the funniest quotes.  A native of New York City, his neurotic demeanor and simple jokes resonate with people everywhere.  He got his start as a full time comedy writer by the age of 19, he was writing scripts for such big shows as the Tonight Show and The Ed Sulivan Show.  He then became a standup comedian in Greenwich Village in the 60’s before making it big in the movie industry in the late 60’s and early 70s.  He has had an illustrious career as a scriptwriter, director and actor throughout the 60’s and 70’s up until present, still making highly acclaimed movies such as Vicky Christina Barcelona, Match Point and Midnight in Paris. … Read the rest