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Funny Children Quotes

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When children are doing nothing, they are doing mischief.
~Henry Fielding

If you know kids, you know this is the truth.  Kids are always exploring, very curious and always involved in mischief!  When you ask them ‘what are you up to?’ they always say nothing.  But a parent always knows that they are up to something.  The following funny children quotes are funny things that kids have said.

Melanie (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was so old she didn’t remember any more. Melanie said, ‘If you don’t remember you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six.’

Jack (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister.… Read the rest