Spongebob Quotes

Spongebob and PatrickOh Spongebob, the most hilarous seacreature there ever was.  Spongebob is hands down one of the best kids shows ever and these Spongebob quotes were collected as some of the very funniest.  Watching any episode you can write down probable 10 or more, so these reprent the absolute funniest Spongebob qutoes.

Spongebob:Squidward is my best friend in the world! Squidward is my best friend in the sea! Squidward–
Patrick:Likes Patrick more than Spongebob
Spongebob:And Patrick is a stinky, dirty, rotten, friend-stealer!


“Its just the 3 of us. You, me, and this brick wall you built between us.”
~ Spongebob Squarepants

“First this pickle was in a jar….and now its in a jar again!”
~ Patrick

“You mean what we thought they thought we think and thought they thought. We think?”
~ Patrick

“Run Mr. Krabs! Run like you’re not in a coma!”
~ Spongebob Squarepants

“Lets get naked!”
~ Patrick

“Rectangles!”
~ Patrick

“I smell the smelly smell of something that smells smelly.”
~ Mr. Krabs

Squird: stopbreathing on me. I’m Claustraphobic
Parick: whay’s that?
sponge: It means he’s afraid of santa claus.
Pat: HO ho Ho Ho
Sponge: Stop it patric! you’re scaring him.

“Squidward, you’re steaming. You’re like a steamed vegetable, only smarter!”
~ Spongebob Squarepants

“Sponge, I’m a big man. A big, big man!”
~ Patrick

“I’m so cold, I can use my nose drippings as chopsticks.”
~ Spongebob Squarepants

“Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets!”
~ Spongebob Squarepants

“Can’t have dirty garbage!”
~ Spongebob Squarepants

“Next, I suppose you’ll want me to go square-dancing with Patrick!”
~ Squidward

“My ice cream! It’s alive!”
~ Patrick

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“Excuse me, sir, but you’re sitting on my body, which is also my face.”
~ Spongebob Squarepants


“Gary, I’m absorbing his blows like I’m made of some sort of spongy material.”
~ Spongebob Squarepants

“You tell ‘em, SpongeBob!”
~ Patrick

“Insurance is what I need for a Crabby Patty.”
~ Patrick

“Squidward, your ceiling is talking to me.”
~ Patrick

“You can’t fool me. I listen to public radio!”
~ Squidward

“Too bad SpongeBob isn’t here to enjoy SpongeBob not being here.”
~ Squidward

 

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