Party Quotes

Party girlsA really epic party is one of the best things in life.  Socializing, loud music and shananagans with friends.  A great party is something you will always remember, good times, an interesting man or woman you’ve never met before, the feeling of freedom.  Enjoy these party quotes collected from the best to have a great party.

“When life hands you lemons, bust out the Tequila and salt!”
~ Unknown


Spring is nature’s way of saying, “Let’s party!”
~Robin Williams

“At every party there are two kinds of people – those who want to go home and those who don’t.  The trouble is, they are usually married to each other.”
~Ann Landers

“I remember times I had. Some were happy, some were sad. Memories, me and my partners in crime. Throwing up a thousand times.”
~ Unknown

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Never be the first to arrive at a party or the last to go home, and never, ever be both.
~David Brown, April 2004


No party is any fun unless seasoned with folly.
~Desiderius Erasmus

“But I always say one’s company, two’s a crowd, and three’s a party.”
~ Andy Warhol

No man does right by a woman at a party.
~Harry Golden

What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.
~Phyllis Diller

“When we drink, we do it right, gettin’ slizzard.”
~ Far East Movement

“There are only two kinds of criminals: those who get caught and the rest of us.”
~ Unknown

“Is 24 hours in a day and 24 beers in a case a coincidence? I think not.”
~ Unknown

The dying process begins the minute we are born, but it accelerates during dinner parties.
~Carol Matthau

“Cocktail party:  A gathering held to enable forty people to talk about themselves at the same time.  The man who remains after the liquor is gone is the host.”
~Fred Allen

 

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