Men Quotes

men standing aroundMen, women can’t live with them, can’t live without them.  These men quotes are funny, true and no matter what your man is like, you will giglle and these.

“A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do.”
~Bob Dylan

“Behind every successful man there is a surprised woman.”

“Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship.”
~Oscar Wilde

“Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control.”
~ Unknown

“Few men have virtue to withstand the highest bidder.”
~ George Washington

“I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.”
~ Zsa Zsa Gabor

“My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.”
~ Unknown

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“There is one kind of robber whom the law does not strike at, and who steals what is most precious to men: time.”
~ Napoleon

“Young men think old men are fools; but old men know young men are fools.”
~ Unknown

“When men speak ill of thee, live so as nobody may believe them.”
~ Plato

“Men who don’t understand women fall into two groups: Bachelors and Husbands.”
~ Unknown

“Man has will, but woman has her way.”
~ Unknown

“A man does what he must — in spite of personal consequences, in spite of obstacles and dangers, and pressures — and that is the basis of all human morality.”

“Big jobs usually go to the men who prove their ability to outgrow small ones.”
~Theodore Roosevelt

“It is not titles that make men illustrious, but men who make titles illustrious.”
~ Machiavelli



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